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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 08:51

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

M’s Kirby struck in face by 103 mph line drive - Seattle Sports

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

How does one succeed in life?

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

Corrupti corporis sit reprehenderit facilis nam.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

So they tried

Do you agree that firearms are the most common weapon used in homicides of spouses, intimate partners, children or relatives? Should this data influence gun control policies?

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

Is starting a virtual call center a viable offline business idea in India? Would it require any technical knowledge or just one person's help?

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The Simple Rule That Seems To Govern How Life Is Organized On Earth - IFLScience

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Israeli aggression in the Middle East has reached dangerous levels, foreshadowing devastating regional conflicts. How has President Trump contributed to this destructive chaos?

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

Veteran investor makes surprising Fed rate call after jobs report - TheStreet

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

Holocaust survivor who was burned in Boulder: 'We are better than this' - NBC News

Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

Google Search Tests Audio Overview - Search Engine Roundtable

No go.

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Stanford Scientists Develop Game-Changing New Way To Treat Stroke - SciTechDaily