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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 08:51

They put up a sign reading
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Corrupti corporis sit reprehenderit facilis nam.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
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Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
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No go.
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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